TO be a Waiter/Bus Boy

Okay, probably it aint the best of idea when it comes to most people's long term goals of being rich or being filthy rich. However, being a Waiter is one of the most gratifying experiences you'll ever encounter( Though nothing can still beat FAT BOY Urban Ninja! )

Yeah, it feels disgusting when you take someone's dish out, it smells funny when people combine coke, cream of mushroom soup, and vinegar (seriously), and it looks bad when you trip over the wall glass and break it. But then again, these are experiences nonetheless, experiences that not a lot of people will or have to go through in their lives.

Why am i bringing this up? because if you dont know what to do with your life, and you are just like me. Being a waiter for a short term period of time will probably open up new windows for you-maybe not on career opportunities, but more on(in a cheesy way) self discovery and enlightenment.

A month or two in this job, will really show you how the world works.

also, maybe you'll get a 10,000 dollar tip . ^_^

So you don't know where to start, start here!

TO Learn Sign Language

Its pretty obvious what languages can do for you when you go

to some other country that speaks the same: You get a

big smile from the locals (if you look not like them) since they like the effort; and of course they occasionally make fun of your accent(though they try to hide it).

Related to the topic above hand -though not necessarily connected with my first paragraph which i felt was more really based on experience and not on..

ok im not making sense here.

ANYWAYS

What is Sign Language? For all those people who have lived in a bat cave. Sign Language, as according to the Wikipedia Encyclopedia, which we all never should trust,

"is a language which, instead of acoustically conveyedsound patterns, uses visually transmitted sign patterns (manual communication, body language and lip patterns) to convey meaning—simultaneously combining hand shapes, orientation and movement of the hands, arms or body, and facial expressions to fluidly express a speaker's thoughts"

Basically what it means is that its a language using hand signals and gestures. -_-

So i got to ask this. With all the 3000 plus languages all over the world, is SIGN language considered an official language already?cmon i think it would be great really to see a country having SIGN language as an official language.

Imagine how quiet that would be. No more road rages('cept for the F* signs). No more school bells. No more ketchup. No more beautiful music.

I got to learn sign language.

Thinking of all this brings back to the age old question of

"would you rather date a hot deaf girl or a hot blind girl?"

i love the internet.

TO be employed at the OFFICE

Seeing these videos you'll understand why. I'm pretty sure most of you would want to be part of Dunder Mifflin. Dont know where to start with this one though.

nothing new there.

Best Office Quotes out there

THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

Pam and Jim's Wedding Dance! Dwight just kick ass. wait face actually.